Falcon
07-04-2005, 01:20 PM
1) Smarties
2) Crispy Crunch
3) Coffee Crisp
4) The size of our footballs fields and one less down
5) Baseball is Canadian
6) Lacrosse is Canadian
7) Hockey is Canadian
8) Basketball is Canadian
9) Apple pie is Canadian
10) Mr Dress-up kicks Mr Rogers ass, (Mr. Dress-up is Canadian)
11) Tim Horton's kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
12) In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and
most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King
who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they
ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
13) Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
14) We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
15) Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
16) The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
17) We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
18) The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
19) The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
20) We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
21) We don't marry our kin-folk.
22) We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
23) We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
24) A Canadian invented Superman.
25) We have coloured money.
26) Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
27) The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mits on. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Canada
28) And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah...
29) Our elections only take one day.
I AM CANADIAN!!! AND PROUD OF IT
Happy Canada Day #138 in 2005!!!! (July 1st for all you ppl whom dont know)
2) Crispy Crunch
3) Coffee Crisp
4) The size of our footballs fields and one less down
5) Baseball is Canadian
6) Lacrosse is Canadian
7) Hockey is Canadian
8) Basketball is Canadian
9) Apple pie is Canadian
10) Mr Dress-up kicks Mr Rogers ass, (Mr. Dress-up is Canadian)
11) Tim Horton's kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
12) In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and
most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King
who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they
ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
13) Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
14) We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
15) Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
16) The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
17) We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
18) The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
19) The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
20) We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
21) We don't marry our kin-folk.
22) We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
23) We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
24) A Canadian invented Superman.
25) We have coloured money.
26) Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
27) The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mits on. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Canada
28) And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah...
29) Our elections only take one day.
I AM CANADIAN!!! AND PROUD OF IT
Happy Canada Day #138 in 2005!!!! (July 1st for all you ppl whom dont know)